Bible of Beer, Book of the Pub
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The Book of the Pub

Chapter 1

1 And the Lord appeared to them in a dream, and spake unto them thus, 'search inside thine soul and within thine heart'
2 'What path should you take through this hard and fruitless life?' and the masses were confused by this , and did say.
3 'Lord , we know not where to go, we know not what to say, we know not who to go with!'
4 'Gird up thy loins' said th Lord, ' and travel with Godspeed to the sacred spa town of my bidding, there shall you find thine destiny'
5 And so the massses did gather in that town and did discover their true purpose in life.
6 they did go to the Beehive and get wrecked. Amen